Sometimes it’s a harmless little fib, and other times, it’s a full-blown white lie designed to make everything easier, smoother, or just a little bit more acceptable. We’ve all been guilty of bending the truth, whether to spare someone’s feelings or to avoid an awkward situation.
But what about the lies we tell ourselves and others every day? From pretending to love that awkward color on our friend’s outfit to claiming we haven’t eaten anything when we’ve just polished off a pint of ice cream, we all have our go-to excuses. Here are the nine most common lies every girl tells, and the hilarious (and often relatable) truths they’re trying to cover up.
“I’m almost there — like 10 minutes away”
Translation: “I’ve just started getting ready, but I don’t want you to know how late I am.” It’s a classic move; the “almost there” phrase is said with such confidence, you’d think the person were within 100 yards. But in reality? You’re still looking for the right shoes and struggling with that last-minute what to wear dilemma.
“I love your mom!”
Honestly? You’re trying, but she’s a little much. The overbearing questions, the unsolicited advice, and those slightly-too-long pauses that make you feel like you’re on trial. You admire her loyalty, but sometimes, you wish she’d dial it back a notch. But you’re not going to tell her that, because, well, she’s your partner’s mom.
“I haven’t eaten anything today”
Except for that entire bag of chips, a muffin, and maybe half a pizza. But who’s counting? When you’re feeling peckish between meetings or binge-watching Netflix, your stomach speaks louder than your willpower.
And besides, “eating clean” doesn’t have to mean starving yourself; it’s about balance. And a balance of fries with that salad counts, right?
“I love that color on you”
You might have exaggerated a little. The color in question, while sweet on paper, isn’t quite the perfect match for the person you’re talking to. But who cares, it’s the thought that counts, or at least that’s what you tell yourself when you’re trying to be nice. But let’s be real, not all shades work for everyone.
“This is my natural hair color”
Ah, the magic of hair dye. Whether it’s a salon masterpiece or a DIY project gone wrong, let’s face it, that vibrant shade of caramel wasn’t achieved by simply basking in the sun. You’ve been in and out of the stylist’s chair so many times that even your hairdresser knows more about your hair than your therapist. But hey, who’s judging? You rock it.
“My place is super clean”
The floor hasn’t been vacuumed in a while, the laundry is stacked high, and you could probably name three things you’ve actually forgotten to clean. But it’s controlled chaos, right? You know where everything is… well, most of the time. Just don’t open the closet door; you may never get it closed again.
“I think it’s admirable you’re still friends with your ex”
You’re probably thinking, Yeah, I admire you… from a distance. Sure, it may sound like you’re being supportive, but deep down, you know the idea of your significant other keeping in touch with an ex is more unsettling than you’d care to admit. But you’re playing it cool because, hey, you don’t want to be the jealous partner, right?
“Your secret’s safe with me”
Safe until your best friend calls. As much as you’d like to keep your friend’s secrets under lock and key, sometimes the temptation to share that juicy tidbit with someone else is just too strong. Don’t worry, though — your loyalty is intact, and you’ll make sure the right people know.
“I’m not even that drunk!”
If you’re being honest with yourself, you’ve had a few too many. The slurring of words, the wobbly walk, and that fun buzz are all signs that you’ve crossed into the “I’m tipsy” territory. But there’s a party to continue, and maybe no one will notice. Or at least, that’s the hope.
Key Takeaways
At the end of the day, these little white lies don’t hurt anyone; they’re a part of navigating relationships, work life, and society. But don’t let them become a crutch or a cover for real feelings. Embrace who you are, flaws and all, and know that everyone is a little guilty of lying to make life easier or more bearable.
What’s the one little lie you tell that you’re most guilty of? We’ve all been there!
